Okay, RVA. Real talk. You need engraving. And we’re ready to start laser engraving RVA. The whole city! We’ll do it all. From the capitol building to Monroe Park, we’re going to be laser engraving RVA. Now you might say, “But those are public spaces! How will you do such a thing?” We’re working on the permits. But while we’re waiting to get into laser engraving RVA itself, our lasers are just sitting idle. Lasers don’t understand permits. All they know is that they want to work. We’ve told them, “Look, lasers, we’ll be laser engraving RVA soon enough. Just be patient.” But lasers are used to things moving at the speed of light, and bureaucracy does not do that. So the lasers get antsy.
So what can we do while we’re not laser engraving RVA? Well, that’s kind of a trick question. See, we think we can actually get started on laser engraving RVA by starting smaller. Instead of going for buildings, trees and statues, we’ll set our lasers to work for you, the common man or woman of RVA. All you need to do is bring us your item to be engraved, or even just your idea if you’re starting from a total blank, and we’ll engrave it up for you! You’ll also need to provide enough money to feed the lasers. Fun fact: lasers eat money. They prefer American currency, but can be convinced to switch up their diet from time to time.
So go ahead: get in touch with us through the RFQ form at the bottom of this post, and let us quote you a rate for your personalized engraving. You’ll be happy, we’ll be happy, the lasers will be happy. And we’ll be laser engraving RVA from the ground up!